United Parcel Service, Inc. (NYSE: UPS), typically referred to by the acronym UPS, is a package delivery company. Headquartered in Sandy Springs, Georgia, United States, UPS delivers more than 15 million packages a day to 6.1 million customers in more than 220 countries and territories around the world.
DHL Express is a division of Deutsche Post providing international express mail services. Originally founded in 1969 to deliver documents between San Francisco and Honolulu, the company expanded its service throughout the world by the late 1970s. The company was primarily interested in offshore and inter-continental deliveries, but the success of FedEx prompted their own intra-US expansion starting in 1983. DHL aggressively expanded to countries that could not be served by any other delivery service, including the Eastern Bloc, Vietnam and the People's Republic of China.
Pada suatu hari, 2 orang kawan bertemu di pasaraya setelah masih-masih selesai membeli belah. mereka singgah di kedai kopi untuk makan-makan dan minum-minum. Berlakulah perbualan diantara mereka
UPS : Eh, lama tak nampak, pergi mana?
DHL : ada je kat rumah. lepak-lepak. u kerja apa skrg?
UPS : alah, takkan tak tahu, i kan UPS, syarikat courier yang paling mantap kat dunia
DHL : haaa? syaikat courier jugak ke? i pon sama
UPS : u syarikat apa?
DHL : syarikat courier la. i ni paling bagus di dunia tau
UPS : tak tak. u punya syarikat sangat teruk tau
DHL : ehh, kenapa?
UPS : u tu DHL - Dua Hari Lambat, selalu lambat hantar barang!
DHL : oooh, sedap mengata orang. U pun teruk jugak tau
UPS : kenapa?
DHL : UPS - U Pon Samalah
pss : jom main futsal malam ni kat Shah Alam!
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ko kat shah alam ke Joe ?
hahaha.. nice joke!
futsal kat shah alam? where? tgh cuti, if not boleh pegi cheer. :)
hahaha.
jangan mengata orang, tengok diri sendiri baiki mana yg patut..
cis cis ciss~~
hahahaaa~~
kah kah kah
amek ko..kene sebijik... seri 1 sama
hehehhe.. lawak di hujung minggu..
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haha, untuk pos malaysia takdop ka? :D
@iPai
kat mlaka tadi
skrg kat putrajaya
@Syara Mohammad
jom2
kat mana ntah
haha
@Alexandriana Alia
itulah motifya
@Miscellaneous Smiles
cis dale
@cikpepel
seri2
hehe
@KiD
menjadi x?
hehe
@Cikya
xsempat nak reka
hehe
Betul...! Setuju sesangat. Hahahahaha
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hahahahaha
pandai reka lawak :D
Alamak... used to hear the same jokes over and over again. why?
sebab...
1) saya pernah kerja forwarding dan memang we all look up to those companies
2) related to reason #1, kami memang ada kawan yang bekerja di dua2 syarikat courier tersebut, and they never tired of telling the same old jokes over and over again!
Anyway, i still find it as good jokes, LOL!
make sense jugak lah,brader joe..hehe
@azieazah
joke yg agak popular
hehe
@cik ina
sangat make sense kan
hehe
yeh...zero to hero....siyesly bez...
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