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Jangan mengata orang, kita adalah apa yang kita kata


United Parcel Service, Inc. (NYSE: UPS), typically referred to by the acronym UPS, is a package delivery company. Headquartered in Sandy Springs, Georgia, United States, UPS delivers more than 15 million packages a day to 6.1 million customers in more than 220 countries and territories around the world.


DHL Express is a division of Deutsche Post providing international express mail services. Originally founded in 1969 to deliver documents between San Francisco and Honolulu, the company expanded its service throughout the world by the late 1970s. The company was primarily interested in offshore and inter-continental deliveries, but the success of FedEx prompted their own intra-US expansion starting in 1983. DHL aggressively expanded to countries that could not be served by any other delivery service, including the Eastern Bloc, Vietnam and the People's Republic of China.


Pada suatu hari, 2 orang kawan bertemu di pasaraya setelah masih-masih selesai membeli belah. mereka singgah di kedai kopi untuk makan-makan dan minum-minum. Berlakulah perbualan diantara mereka

UPS : Eh, lama tak nampak, pergi mana?
DHL : ada je kat rumah. lepak-lepak. u kerja apa skrg?


UPS : alah, takkan tak tahu, i kan UPS, syarikat courier yang paling mantap kat dunia
DHL : haaa? syaikat courier jugak ke? i pon sama

UPS : u syarikat apa?
DHL : syarikat courier la. i ni paling bagus di dunia tau

UPS : tak tak. u punya syarikat sangat teruk tau
DHL : ehh, kenapa?

UPS : u tu DHL - Dua Hari Lambat, selalu lambat hantar barang!
DHL : oooh, sedap mengata orang. U pun teruk jugak tau

UPS : kenapa?
DHL : UPS - U Pon Samalah


pss : jom main futsal malam ni kat Shah Alam!

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21 comments:

iPai said...

ko kat shah alam ke Joe ?

Syara Mohammad said...

hahaha.. nice joke!

futsal kat shah alam? where? tgh cuti, if not boleh pegi cheer. :)

Alexandriana Alia said...

hahaha.

jangan mengata orang, tengok diri sendiri baiki mana yg patut..

Miscellaneous Smiles said...

cis cis ciss~~

hahahaaa~~

cikpepel said...

kah kah kah

amek ko..kene sebijik... seri 1 sama

KiD said...

hehehhe.. lawak di hujung minggu..
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Cikya said...

haha, untuk pos malaysia takdop ka? :D

joegrimjow said...

@iPai
kat mlaka tadi
skrg kat putrajaya

joegrimjow said...

@Syara Mohammad

jom2
kat mana ntah
haha

joegrimjow said...

@Alexandriana Alia

itulah motifya

joegrimjow said...

@Miscellaneous Smiles

cis dale

joegrimjow said...

@cikpepel

seri2
hehe

joegrimjow said...

@KiD

menjadi x?
hehe

joegrimjow said...

@Cikya

xsempat nak reka
hehe

azieazah said...

Betul...! Setuju sesangat. Hahahahaha

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♥GAdiSMeRaHJaMbU♥ said...

hahahahaha
pandai reka lawak :D

Namie Xa'adea said...

Alamak... used to hear the same jokes over and over again. why?

sebab...

1) saya pernah kerja forwarding dan memang we all look up to those companies

2) related to reason #1, kami memang ada kawan yang bekerja di dua2 syarikat courier tersebut, and they never tired of telling the same old jokes over and over again!

Anyway, i still find it as good jokes, LOL!

cik ina said...

make sense jugak lah,brader joe..hehe

joegrimjow said...

@azieazah

joke yg agak popular
hehe

joegrimjow said...

@cik ina

sangat make sense kan
hehe

Aishah said...

yeh...zero to hero....siyesly bez...

 
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