Jangan mengata orang, kita adalah apa yang kita kata

United Parcel Service, Inc. (NYSE: UPS), typically referred to by the acronym UPS, is a package delivery company. Headquartered in Sandy Springs, Georgia, United States, UPS delivers more than 15 million packages a day to 6.1 million customers in more than 220 countries and territories around the world.

DHL Express is a division of Deutsche Post providing international express mail services. Originally founded in 1969 to deliver documents between San Francisco and Honolulu, the company expanded its service throughout the world by the late 1970s. The company was primarily interested in offshore and inter-continental deliveries, but the success of FedEx prompted their own intra-US expansion starting in 1983. DHL aggressively expanded to countries that could not be served by any other delivery service, including the Eastern Bloc, Vietnam and the People's Republic of China.

Pada suatu hari, 2 orang kawan bertemu di pasaraya setelah masih-masih selesai membeli belah. mereka singgah di kedai kopi untuk makan-makan dan minum-minum. Berlakulah perbualan diantara mereka

UPS : Eh, lama tak nampak, pergi mana?
DHL : ada je kat rumah. lepak-lepak. u kerja apa skrg?

UPS : alah, takkan tak tahu, i kan UPS, syarikat courier yang paling mantap kat dunia

DHL : haaa? syaikat courier jugak ke? i pon sama

UPS : u syarikat apa?

DHL : syarikat courier la. i ni paling bagus di dunia tau

UPS : tak tak. u punya syarikat sangat teruk tau

DHL : ehh, kenapa?

UPS : u tu DHL - Dua Hari Lambat, selalu lambat hantar barang!

DHL : oooh, sedap mengata orang. U pun teruk jugak tau

UPS : kenapa?

DHL : UPS - U Pon Samalah

pss : jom main futsal malam ni kat Shah Alam!